What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 00:08

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
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Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What is it like to date a women 20 years younger than yourself?
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.